A guy walks in wearing a ginger wig and a military uniform. The bartender asks, “Prince Harry?” The guy says, “No, I just wanted to see if I could get a drink without a background check.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
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2025 Archive: The Turing Test
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74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
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2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
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"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
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The Piano Player
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A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Plug and Play laughter!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
No way! That’s too much!