2006 Classic: The Rocky Balboa

A 60-year-old guy walks in and asks for a raw egg in his beer. The bartender says, “One more round, Rocky?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Tamagotchi_Dad10/28/2005 10:36Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Buffy_Fan9703/28/2003 02:56Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Campus_King10/27/2005 22:45The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Futurama_Fry_M04/30/2004 03:47Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Believe_It_Or_N08/21/1999 19:39I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/09/2013 01:14Heh heh heh. Good one.