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2019 Vintage: The Rise of Skywalker

 “I am all the Jedis!” “And I am the guy who’s closing the bar. Go home.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
 A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
 A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
 A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

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78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User12/12/2005 17:05Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@South_Park_Cartman06/01/1995 17:06Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Incredibles_Dash07/12/2014 10:32That was super fast and super funny!
@Emule_Donkey07/29/2004 17:31Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@CatDog_Alone05/03/1997 15:29One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@CompuServe_Classic06/06/2013 03:59Premium humor for premium members.
@Railgun_Sniper09/15/2014 05:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Retro_End_User11/08/2000 04:41The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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