“I’m an immortal elf!” “You’re a mortal accountant who’s spent $1 billion (of Amazon’s money) to watch people walk through a forest slowly.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.