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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

@Napster_King06/17/1996 07:41I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@MIRC_Operator09/14/2001 01:28/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/13/2002 08:42So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Scanner_Darkly08/29/2008 03:40I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Offspring_Guy04/04/2007 15:31The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Shut_Up_Money08/20/2008 00:54Shut up and take my laughter!