A football movie that made me cry. I blame Denzel Washington’s charisma.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
As if! This is too funny.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!