2006 Vintage: The Relationship

“My wife says I don’t listen.” “What did you say?” “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/28/2010 06:14I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@SimCity_Mayor03/10/2012 13:07Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan09/29/1996 07:37I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Bam_Margera_Fan05/07/1995 18:56Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H05/22/2007 07:38Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@CompuServe_Classic11/08/2000 18:33Premium humor for premium members.

@Not_Bad_Obama03/14/2010 08:05Not bad. Not bad at all.