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1999 Classic: The Refresh

 Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/01/2008 20:38What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Harry_Potter_Ron05/08/2004 06:40Bloody brilliant, mate!
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