2000 Classic: The Reflex

He hit my knee with a digital hammer. It gave him a readout of my “Kicking Velocity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dreamcast_Gamer09/04/2007 05:05Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Pirates_Jack_S02/21/2003 09:23But you have heard of this joke!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax06/14/1997 12:30I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Space_Jam_Lola07/21/1999 01:24Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Goonies_Never_D10/07/2014 09:56Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Hi5_Pro_User04/22/1995 11:47High five for this joke!