He sent me to a specialist who only works via Skype. The connection was so bad I thought I had a skin condition.
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
True story! I was there!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
First! And it’s funny!