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2000 Archive: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist in “Cyber-Hypochondria.” The guy just told me to delete my bookmarks.

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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