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2002 Legacy: The Red Dragon Remake

Why Edward Norton? For proving that if you put enough talented actors in a prequel, people will try to forget that Hannibal ever happened.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer10/18/1995 07:24Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Clueless_Dionne08/12/2014 08:19Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Firewall_Wizard07/23/2002 22:31Letting this joke through the port.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/20/2009 21:20I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Prestige_World_W04/12/2005 19:22Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/23/2006 10:02I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@CounterStrike_Pro04/27/2012 04:38Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Terran_Marine12/24/2005 17:09Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/16/2007 04:46Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Retro_End_User12/01/2010 11:39The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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