2018 Vintage: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Realism

I just spent three hours brushng a digital horse and watching its hair grow. I haven’t showered in two days, but my horse looks magnificent.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Chappell Roan has taught the entire world a new version of the Y...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord03/24/2004 06:20Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Pirate_Bay_9903/13/2015 07:36Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Footloose_Ren11/13/2008 10:41Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@PeanutButter_J06/19/2014 09:19It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Bad_Luck_Brian11/04/2005 22:33Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Philosoraptor_X03/09/1997 15:25If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Clans_Leader_9908/13/1995 10:41Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Podcast_Listener08/09/2007 08:05I’ll mention this in my next episode!