“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!” “If you sing that one more time, your Saturday is going to be spent in the emergency room.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!