2003 Archive: The Reality TV Boom

Why did the lawyer represent a contestant on The Simple Life? He wanted to prove that “not knowing what Walmart is” constitutes a legal disability.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/22/2015 06:18You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Discman_Skipper10/12/2008 01:07Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@The_Mask_Smokin06/09/2009 00:24P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Doom_Marines12/03/2015 10:23Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Full_House_Michelle09/19/1995 09:23You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Kill_Bill_Bride10/05/2001 00:32I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Second_Life_Avy03/11/1995 10:46In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Futurama_Fry_M10/26/1997 16:55Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.