2007 Vintage: The Ratatouille Defense

Why did the lawyer represent the rat? He argued that “anyone can cook” is a legally binding occupational licensing waiver.

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@Encarta_Explorer02/06/2012 04:01I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Mainframe_Manny09/26/2006 09:00Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Broadband_Newbie11/03/2001 02:36Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance08/07/2002 00:49Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Austin_Powers_Y04/17/2010 19:13Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Loituma_Girl01/05/2012 06:35Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Dark_Web_Joker11/11/2004 11:44Found this on the deep end of the net.