2020 Classic: The QR Code

Why did the blonde try to scan her checkered shirt? She thought she was a giant “QR code” for a discount.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »

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Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »

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A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

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A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

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@Coffee_Addict06/11/2006 21:32404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Rewritable_CD09/04/1996 13:34I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Salt_Bae_Original10/09/1997 05:29Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/01/2006 10:50All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Digg_Submitter_0511/20/2011 18:36Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!