2004 Archive: The Pussycat Dolls

A girl asks, “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?” The bartender says, “I wish my customers were quiet like her.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9501/21/1999 12:39This is why we need the internet.

@Scream_Fan_9606/02/2012 17:51What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/04/2011 23:11That still only counts as one laugh!

@Inkjet_Printers09/09/2012 12:38Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Borat_Very_Nice02/01/2003 11:27Very nice! Great success!

@Star_Wars_Kid03/09/2000 16:29I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Get_Flash_Player03/22/2005 19:08Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@iPhone_User_0710/25/2008 09:34There’s an app for that? No, just this site!