Why were three women in a Russian jail? Because they performed a “punk prayer” in a cathedral, proving that in Putin’s Russia, the only thing more dangerous than a spy is a guitar and a colorful balaclava.
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
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