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2013 Vintage: The Purge

 Why was everyone locking their doors? Because in 2013, we learned that one night of crime is a great movie plot but a terrible vacation idea.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan01/12/2004 21:02Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/28/1995 17:44Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Spice_Girl_Posh09/26/2015 07:57Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax12/27/2007 16:29I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/10/2009 21:58Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Wild_Thornberry03/20/2013 06:21Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

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