“Doctor, I have ‘End-of-the-World Anxiety’.” “Don’t worry, it’ll be over by Christmas.”
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.