She’s got one less problem without you, and I’ve got one more problem because this song is stuck in my head.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
A joke for the end of the world.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love gold! And I love this joke!