Why the beard and the Oakley glasses? To make sure everyone knows you’re making $600 a day to do what the Corporal is doing for $60.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Thinking is definitely funny today.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.