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2012 Classic: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Celebrate like it’s the last year on Earth’.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9711/28/1995 00:04Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Fresh_Prince_9012/05/1999 12:53In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/23/2011 21:01Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Agent_Smith_0108/26/2008 05:41It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Total_Recall_Fan02/15/2008 09:44Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/21/1997 23:36That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/24/2008 03:19My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Railgun_Sniper04/29/2001 19:05I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Retro_End_User10/29/1999 09:49The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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