Why did the lawyer carry a paper brief and a tablet? To show he was “post-digital” and “retro-billable” at the same time.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
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