Why did Congress stop using earmarks? To prove they could still waste money without having to give it a specific name.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Stealth" Trump Supporters
Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
Why was the Butler, PA photo so iconic? Because in 2024, "Defianc...read more »
2024 Archive: The "White Dudes for Harris" Call
Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Woke" Archive
Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mass Deportations" Logistics
Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, "Logistics" is...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Cryptocurrency" Pivot
Why did Trump love Bitcoin in '24? Because he realized that "Digi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Weird" Label
Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Walz" Camo Hats
Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a "Re...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Super green! Hilarious!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.