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2011 Vintage: The “Pork Barrel” Ban

Why did Congress stop using earmarks? To prove they could still waste money without having to give it a specific name.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/10/2010 15:47I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Fresh_Prince_Will12/12/2000 15:07Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/14/1995 13:40Super green! Hilarious!
@G_I_Joe_Real05/02/2001 19:47And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Friendster_Ghost01/16/2006 20:55Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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