2022 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch01/09/1997 15:32There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Gopher_Explorer09/03/2005 10:22Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@E_T_Phone_Home09/11/2005 10:32E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Space_Background02/04/1998 01:10The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Top_List_Winner02/15/2000 15:39Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Prodigy_User_X09/13/2002 14:32Way better than the Prodigy boards!