2016 Classic: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.108/02/2007 06:56Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Hellboy_Red10/29/2001 20:58I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Jackass_Johnny05/17/2000 17:30Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Party_On_Garth03/01/1998 19:57I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Get_Flash_Player07/22/1995 17:45Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@GL_HF_Runner07/11/2008 12:03Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!