Why did the lawyer sue Nintendo? Because the PokeStop in his office was attracting “non-billable people” who just wanted to use the Wi-Fi.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The highest note of humor!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
One billion... laughs!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!