A guy walks into a bar and starts waving his phone at the bartender’s face. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy yells, “There’s a rare Charizard behind the gin! Don’t move!” The bartender says, “The only thing you’re catching tonight is a cab home if you don’t put that away.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
A classic from the Spanish web too!