Why was the toast so astronomical? Because NASA’s New Horizons finally showed us Pluto’s “heart,” and we all agreed that even if it’s not a planet, it’s still invited to dinner.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
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2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
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2023 Vintage: Starfield
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Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
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In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Top tier web animation humor!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Tapping my way to a good mood.