2000 Archive: The PlayStation 2 Launch

Why did the lawyer buy a PS2 on launch day? To practice “virtual litigation” while waiting for his dial-up to connect.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

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A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

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He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@Angelfire_User10/26/2013 06:38Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/02/1995 08:30I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/08/2015 23:50Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan03/11/2004 06:56Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Hamster_Dance_X06/03/2013 01:20Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Rocket_Jumper09/21/2006 10:23This humor took me to new heights!