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1997 Classic: The Pizza

 We ordered pizza. She complained that the pepperoni was “looking at her funny.”

Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad05/14/2003 01:25Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Msdos_Commander11/13/2003 04:55C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Zelda_Link12/08/1997 05:29It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Blockbuster_Refugee10/19/2012 15:47Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@StarWars_Nerd05/09/2014 05:29The farce is strong with this one!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/12/2013 09:11I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Harry_Potter_Ron01/30/1997 20:33Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Cow_And_Chicken08/04/1996 06:32Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Harambe_Memories08/08/1998 00:34Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Clans_Leader_9901/22/2001 13:50Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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