1995 Classic: The Pizza

The waiter asks if she wants her pizza cut into 6 or 12 slices. “Six,” she says. “I could never eat twelve!”

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@Independence_Day07/15/2008 20:42Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@E_T_Phone_Home05/11/1995 22:35E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Dirty_Dancing_F06/14/2010 15:13Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Shagadelic_9711/29/2001 12:47This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/03/2014 18:48At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Salad_Fingers_F01/31/2005 05:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Face_Palm_0110/12/2000 08:55Classic. Simply classic.

@Dark_Web_Joker03/01/1996 19:28Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Last_Commenter05/15/1999 17:08Saving the best laugh for last!