Why Johnny Depp? For proving that Captain Jack Sparrow is now 100% rum and 0% charm.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!