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2017 Archive: The “Pirates of the Caribbean 5” Burn

 Why Johnny Depp? For proving that Captain Jack Sparrow is now 100% rum and 0% charm.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
 Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »

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37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
 Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
 Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/09/2013 23:30This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/05/2001 11:55I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Magic_SchoolBus01/30/1999 04:15Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ninja_Turtle_R04/22/2015 15:59Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Tina_Eat_Food08/31/2010 16:50Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Frame_Set_Wizard05/13/1997 05:06I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Top_List_Winner10/23/2006 06:47Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Railgun_Sniper01/07/2002 14:31I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Boxxy_Queen01/05/2007 08:01I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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