“Take this pill and don’t touch any pigs for a week.”
Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
But you have heard of this joke!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
A wild laugh appeared!