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1999 Legacy: The Pill Logic

“This pill is blue.” “Does it mean I’m in the Matrix?” “No, it means it’s for your allergies.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy05/17/2013 12:37Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Breakfast_Club_B12/21/1996 06:28Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@White_Goodman_G02/19/1999 23:23We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Bad_Luck_Brian06/08/2014 16:12Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Evil_Kermit_M06/02/2008 22:51Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@No_Way_Jose06/15/2010 10:30No way! That’s too much!

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