I’ve been here so long that the ‘New Release’ drug is already being sold at 7-Eleven.
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
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The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
My followers need to see this!