“Is this medicine compatible with my health app?” “It’s a pill, Dave. It’s compatible with your stomach.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
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The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!