2003 Vintage: The Pharmacist 2

“This bottle is child-proof, adult-proof, and hacker-proof.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue01/06/1996 11:48Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Floppy_Fanatic08/15/1996 10:26Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Hide_The_Pain_H08/25/2012 21:39I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Forever_Alone_X09/28/2007 08:50At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/05/2008 05:17I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!