Why was the returner standing in the parking lot? Because “Pistol Pete” was hitting aces so hard they were legally classified as small missiles.
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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