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2001 Archive: The Pessimist

 “The light is just a lie told by the sun.”

Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines08/13/2011 21:55Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Frasier_Crane09/17/2011 20:58I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Motherboard_Max12/14/1995 01:02This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Trinity_Matrix03/09/2004 04:17Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Memento_Guy04/19/2007 21:40Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Judge_Dredd_Law11/24/2004 05:12I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Pedro_For_Pres11/15/2008 12:31Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Blink_Tag_User07/29/2008 11:39<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Club_Penguin_Kid04/16/1998 14:49Waddle on over and read this!
@GG_WP_9812/01/2008 09:22Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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