2012 Legacy: The “Payphone” Maroon 5

A song about a payphone in 2012? That’s like singing about a dinosaur in a space suit.

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@StreetFighter_Ken07/24/2004 12:45Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@MIRC_Ghost03/30/1998 04:27Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/27/2003 19:59The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/20/2007 13:19I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@White_Goodman_G03/30/2003 04:47We’re better than you, and we know it!