“We’re alone on a spaceship!” “That sounds like a dream vacation compared to a Saturday at the mall.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A few months after his parents...
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
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Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
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A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
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"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
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A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!