2002 Classic: The Panic Room

A guy locks himself in the bathroom. The bartender says, “It’s not a movie, it’s a toilet. Get out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

@BBS_Veteran11/23/2011 19:17Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Cyber_Security_X08/11/2013 05:30Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Brazil_Terry_G11/07/2002 13:05Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Rocket_Power_9911/28/2011 22:55We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P07/15/2014 16:49Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/29/1998 03:50I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Warcraft_Orc08/25/2001 20:01Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Llamas_With_Hats05/17/2002 02:21Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Social_Media_G01/07/2004 05:48I’m going to poke you for this joke!