Why was everyone wearing a little black box on their belt? Because being “reachable” meant waiting for a beep and then sprinting to a payphone like a low-budget secret agent.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
No way! That’s too much!