1999 Classic: The Pager Part 2

A guy’s pager buzzes. He looks at it and it says “000000.” He faints.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/14/2001 10:13You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/26/2004 20:39Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Party_On_Garth03/02/2007 11:36I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Mocking_Sponge09/16/2008 01:32mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/21/2004 22:37M’lady... this joke is superb.