2016 Classic: The Otto

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1611/10/2010 21:39I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Dorm_Room_Hero12/08/2009 13:33My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Step_Brothers_B04/11/2015 13:31Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Dale_Doback_Fan02/10/2000 23:52Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Hi5_Pro_User05/07/1998 14:37High five for this joke!

@Forever_Alone_X02/07/2009 05:13At least I have my jokes to keep me company.