A guy walks in and starts mumbling incoherently. The bartender says, “Ozzy? Is that you? Or did you just have too many Jägerbombs?”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
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62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!