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2019 Classic: The “Oranges” of the Investigation

Why did he keep saying “Oranges” instead of “Origins”? To prove that in 2019, even the President’s fruit intake was part of a “Witch Hunt.”

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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